blap job

A term used during the wild west meaning assassination.
That fella John has been causing havoc to my business! Im paying for a Blap job on this man!
by halalgamingtime July 07, 2023
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Thats job

Its long, its effort, thats job. When you have been given a task and you would normaly not give a fuck, but on this accation you dont have a choice.
Mum: can you take the rubbish down
Pat: Thats Job... fine
Mum: I know its fine you ungreatful little bastered.
by EPICyosh8... Xbox360 July 11, 2016
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Rainblow job

A blow job involving sucking a dick with a full bag of m&ms in your mouth.
She gave me a rainblow job.
by Nochillgreg March 08, 2016
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A "Steve Jobs"

When two individuals don turtlenecks and proceed to touch lips in an intimate fashion.

(Created by William Haynes of SourceFed)
"Man, can you believe Kristi and Chad were caught in the middle of a "Steve Jobs" at the holiday party?"

"Yo, I heard about that. Someone told me they even diddled!"
by BullyWeener March 20, 2017
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hog job

The art of sticking a wild hog into the anus.
Emily was doing a Hog Job to me when she slipped her finger in my bog of eternal stench!
by Hagrid from PS1 October 09, 2017
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job-ambush

The situation that unfolds when a parent comes unexpectedly and without invitation into the room of their adult kid, who i still living at home, to tell them to get a job or look for employment right now.
"Kevin, ich hab dir gestern gesagt du sollst dich bewerben, hast du es getan? NEIN?! WARUM NICHT!?" That is a job-ambush
by Runenwächter August 20, 2013
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Text Job

Like a blowjob, but over text.
Smh these LDRs be hard af. I had to give boo a text job at 4 am my time just bc it was 3am eastern time lol
by dixie8123 November 20, 2018
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