Job

Job is a person who is caring, loving, protective, kind, a good listener, and hilarious. Everyone likes him.

Person 1: "Who is that hottie over there?"
Person 2: "I don't know him, but he must be a Job!"

by JobLover February 18, 2019

poop job

when someone eats the feces of their partner

I did a good poop job

by sploogeleakage October 24, 2023

Gib Gob a Job

When you give a goblin a job, and he winds up sending your company into the underworld because he's outlived the board with his 300 years of pension backing him.

Will often turn Yellow once they find out about the Simpsons, White People, and Thorium.

example: Bill Gates

The Did(diddo)'s gib gob a job, evidence were real.

by Bongchillacoppa January 25, 2024

On the job

a police officer or other law enforcement agent. sometimes undercover.

"Take it easy officers. I'm on the job."

by Almostblue62 September 16, 2021

Italian Job

When you get a handjob with olive oil used as lube.

My partner didn't have any lube at their place so they got some olive oil from the kitchen and gave me an Italian job.

by Nannerpus_Returns November 16, 2022

Five-Minute-Job

Any task, at work or home, which takes somewhere between five hours and five days to complete.

"Hey Shirley, ... a little five-minute-job.. Before you go tonight, can you check this and drop it on my desk for tomorrow?... Thanks, Shirl, I knew you would!"

by Bronhill August 25, 2021

Trombone Job

Whilst sucking on the erect penis of the male origin, stoke your fingers from the front of the taint across the testes.

In the middle of an ikea, during a band concert she gave me a trombone job

by AidenHall July 4, 2016