Slapped with a dick

Something you say when a person pisses you off heavy and you feel they need to be fucked up

Jmills : Melek you’re pissing me off
Melek : Jmills, be quiet. Fuck !
Jmills : Melek, don’t swear at me, you’ll get slapped with a dick

by DeLoneyxJmilly October 25, 2017

SLAP

Paul said it’s a thing. Like slaps but no S. Also like SLAYYY.

“Girl you SLAP !”

“SLAP”

by Twinklebearstar October 16, 2023

Slap ass day

December 6, the day that anyone can slap anyone’s ass without permission.

“my homie, i’m finna slap yo ass, it’s slap ass day!”

by lightskinnn3000 December 5, 2019

That shit slaps!

That's awesome!

That mac n cheese is delicious. That shit slaps!

by Lauren that girl 135 July 17, 2020

slap the puppet

Masturbate. Jerking off. Rubbing one out.

I need to slap the puppet after watching dancing with the stars.

by shwank July 15, 2016

slap some salmon on it

When something is so good that you want to express how smoked it is

Bob: wow, I just hit a home run!

Janet: that’s so sexy. Slap some salmon on it

by WhiteGirlWithBasicBobs June 7, 2018

No slap week

A Holy Week (29 nov. to 5 dec.) where all kinds of slapping (a ESPECIALLY on foreheads) is prohibited. You slap someone’s forehead, you have to give them a cig.

Pers 1: *slaps forehead*
Pers 2: Hehe give me my cigarette bitch

Pers 1: Why ???
Pers 2: it’s No slap week week !!

by TaMLeDino November 28, 2021