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Ginger Nut Jackson

A black person with ginger hair.

Named after the famous actor, Samuel L. Jackson. Though he does not have ginger hair, he is the most famous black person we could think of.
Look at that Ginger Nut Jackson. What the fuck was he thinking.
by Treb Derp June 28, 2011
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Toxic Nut Syndrome

Toxic Nut Syndrome or TNS for short is something that all men go through every day. It is when a man makes bad decisions based on the fact that he is horny and has not had sex. It creates multiple problems in men's lives starting with but not limited to calling crazy ex gf, booty calls, being a pervert\predator, doing illegal things in order to get sex and much much more. Basically anything that a man wouldn't normally do right after sex.

The cure to this is simple, when you feel the need to be someone other than yourself and do things outside of your comfort zone that you know you should not be doing or that you will regret right after cumming...go masterbate. Beat the meat, wank the Yank, Stroke it out, Milk the lizard, Clean your gun, Give yourself a dirty handshake, Make some custard, Play your trombone. Do whatever it takes to rid yourself of all those deviant thoughts prevailing in the dirty dark corner of your blood deprived mind. After squeezing one out you will feel refreshed and clear minded until your balls start to produce more excess toxic soldiers in which case you'll need to go at it again. Stay sane my friends and don't forget to use lotion.
Hey bro ever since we hired that new secretary I've had TNS for days.

Dude I'm going out on a date tonight! I'm so excited I just can't hide it... literally! O.o wow Kyle the Toxic Nut Syndrome strikes again huh? its alright my man I got some magazines in the bathroom go clear your mind my friend.
by Mr.Wolfe January 30, 2019
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Funky Nut Blast

When a man hasn’t showered in days and gives a girl a facial. His dirty balls and dick give his nut a funky taste
Brad: “this chick wants me to splooge on her face!”
Corey: “you smell like dick dude that’s gonna be a funky nut blast
by onfonem666 August 18, 2021
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Banana Nut Slide

When a male ejaculates on a females back and it runs down her back down her ass and then proceeds to do the slippty slide up her crack!
I can't till wait till this over so i can have a banana nut slide!
by pballsthej December 2, 2010
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bloody nut cheeks

to have blood in between your nuts and your butt cheeks
bruh you got some bloody nut cheeks like i dont even wanna suck em any more
by Fleta February 1, 2018
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Powdered bone nut

Noun: When your banging a chick, take your dick out and sprinkle cocaine on it, re-insert for a narcotic rush.
She went unconscious after the powdered bone nut I threw in her, I think she OD'd.
by Ryan75 February 5, 2008
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