REM-Job

The act of getting enough sleep for a REM (Rapid Eye Movement) sleep cycle.

Dude my boss just gave me a REM-Job last night!

I don’t sleep. I get REM-Jobs.

by Natahan1996 June 30, 2021

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Job

Again my consent to do the job was contingent on the absence of retard sex under the auspices of the boundaries policy.

Hym "And I was fired from my job (officially) for violating the neglect and abuse policy EXPLICITLY AS A RESULT of not reporting my suspicion of retard sex in accordance with the boundaries policy."

by Hym Iam October 1, 2023

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Job Stalking is the phenomenon of employers viewing your job application repeatedly for some reason, but then never reaching out to you in any way. They will view your application multiple times for no reason . One theory is that they see you are qualified, but are biased against folks with a lot of education and not much experience. They want to value your education, but will not reach out because of political correctness and age discrimination for younger recent college grads.

Eric applied to a job on Zip Recruiter for an entry level IT position. The employer kept viewing his application and a notice kept showing up on Eric's phone that his application had been viewed by the employer who's job he applied to. Eric was worried about Job Stalking.

by FunTdrip January 15, 2024

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Job

Job is a person who is caring, loving, protective, kind, a good listener, and hilarious. Everyone likes him.

Person 1: "Who is that hottie over there?"
Person 2: "I don't know him, but he must be a Job!"

by JobLover February 18, 2019

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PERK OF THE JOB

Stuff stolen from work by thieving twats.

Chas; "Hey Dave (not his real name), you're not thinking of stealing that circular saw, are you.

Dave: It's not stealing Chas, it a 'perk of the job'!

by Ronnie Random December 18, 2020

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