davids penis

den smakar bajs och luktar inte got

davids penis don smell good

by Äpple April 27, 2015

Penis Crown

when the penis is so big and bulged that it wins a crown. able to be sucked hard and gutted out.

Chelsea H. is such a nasty slut she awards penis crowns to every guy she has fucked. DAMN SLUTS.

by Normuh July 13, 2007

real penis

Noun

1. Not cool at all
2.sucks like hell
3. gay

Friend 1: Dude! They pushed back that game release!
Friend 2: OMG! Thats REAL PENIS!

by aznstar808 October 16, 2008

clown's penis

it's like the bee's knees, except not spozta mean good.

You got hit by a cop car and then charged with public drunkeness?!?
Well isn't that just the clown's penis?

by recombobulate December 29, 2007

penis pimp

noun. a gay pimp, ususally quite annoying

fag: yo man, i'm a penis pimp
normal people: wtf

by sekio October 20, 2004

Penis Trays

Fun little items. Perfect for BBQ's.

"o mai this penis is cold"

by Anonymous September 4, 2002

penis wrangler

the one who is one who is kinda like me, who could be seen as me. Then again its just josh

I had your mom and she's a penis wrangler!

by jakkfrozt January 20, 2004