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the man upstairs

noun.
a judgmental guy who watches everything I do, can hear everything I say and if I don't give him ten percent of my paycheck every month he'll kick me out.
Tim: Sally I can't have sex with you it will upset the man upstairs.
Sally: wow, Tim I didn't know you were so religious.
Tim: I'm not, I just mean that My landlord Frank is really old fashioned and he might not let me renew my lease.
by Colte the Pirate January 12, 2007
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iron man

Yes, in the fashion of using superhero names for methods of further degrading women, there is a way to "iron man dat hoe." Here are the steps to do so.
1) find a good size jar to keep your cum in.
2) fill it. this may take days.
3) put it in the fridge.
4) pour it on a women's chest. when it dries and hardens, you've officially "iron manned dat hoe".
(In a non-existant Soulja boy remix):

"Crank dat soulja boy den iron man dat hoe."
by Thu Kang-A-Lang May 11, 2008
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Peyton Manning

Peyton Manning is a record 4 time MVP.
by coolstoryjeopardyteen February 1, 2010
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Manning family

Old definition: The family of chokers. As of 2005, nobody from the Manning Family had ever even appeared in a Super Bowl, let alone won one.

New definition: The family that took ownership of the New England Patriots from Bob Kraft.
The Manning family, namely Eli and Peyton, has pwnage of the New England Patriots now, as both have beaten them on the way to winning Super Bowls. Nobody can make fun of them for being chokers anymore.
by Devveyovich June 23, 2008
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Man-meat

Justin takes the man-meat without a tear being shed
by some scots dude April 7, 2003
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ant-man

Newfag: Dude Who is that?
Oldfag: Dude! Thats mother fucking ant-man! Holy shit!
by Badass568521 June 10, 2011
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Man Sandwich

What happens when you ride 4 deep in the backseat of your friend's corolla, and get rear ended by an unattentive motorist.
So we were on our way to the football game, but some tool ran into us at a red light. It was my first experience in a man sandwich.
by Rosenboom August 19, 2007
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