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jalapeno blow job

this happens when your date eats jalapenos then performs oral sex on you. the capsaicin from the peppers is absorbed by the phallic skin, and enters the urethra causing unpleasant burning sensation.
the heat from the jalapeno pepper ignited Jasmine's sexual desire to the point her mouth salivated for boner. After receiving a jalapeno blow job from Jasmine, Darryls penis burned... like California wild fire.
by MC Busta September 5, 2019
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job-opening

How a horny stud with a raging hard-on views a hot chick's mouth.
Monica Blewinsky has ample and really-luscious lips, and so said smoochy "job-opening" must have been really tempting to many other guys besides Slick WIllie!
by QuacksO August 4, 2025
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Rainbow Collar Job

Any job that is queer coded.

Example: barista, librarian, cat cafe owner, local art store owner, etc.
"Yeah I have a rainbow collar job."
by ms.gimponem October 26, 2025
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hand job

when a girl has or hasn't already gaven the man a blow job(blowing of the dick) she put her hand on his dick and god up and down. as he replays with a small moaning.
Chelsea gave isaiah a hand job last night !!
by allnighter23 August 22, 2016
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hot rim job

Rubbing hot pepper around the butt hole before Analingus. Enjoy the burn. For both.

Mr/Jc
I just my girl a hot rim job now her ass is on fire. Dig in.
by Lord Matt sir November 29, 2019
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blow job amnesia

noun

When you perform oral sex (fellatio) on a male and he completely forgets any conversations you had or commitments he made before said blow job.
This guy I'm seeing asked me if I was free for lunch next week but I never heard another peep about it after performing oral sex on him a few days after he asked me out. He must have blow job amnesia.
by Wordy Witch April 20, 2023
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Freezer job

To forcefully insert icecubes into one anothers anus.
-You hear what these faggots are doing these days?
-Yeah they on that freezer job shit right?
by Silentobserver021 September 26, 2018
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