Jones Job

To Give A Shitty or un good blow job, by a female who has given em out to everyone,

oh did you get a jones job by that girl, i heard she blows everyone

by king dream November 25, 2013

Rocket Jobs

Default and first job board for digital branch including marketing, design, sales, social media and more where you can easily find your next job.

-If you want to work with marketing experts you should definitely try Rocket Jobs

by Expert-OS November 22, 2021

Meat job

A meat job is a person that is one of 4 things: a nerd, a loner, a retard or an idiot.

“Julius is such a meat job, he's been trying to push open that pull door for a solid minute”

by pusselicka June 12, 2023

Gargle job

The female equivalent of a blow job AKA cunnilingus

He gave me the best gargle job last night!!

Can you believe he won't gargle me!? I'm going to dump him.

I'd kill for a GJ right now

by Squamies December 21, 2024

Bean Job

The act of having sexual intercourse with an African American woman whom is covered in bushes baked beans, while sitting in a reclining chair, while there is complete silence, with a candle to your left, as cars 2 is playing in the background and , whispering softly to you “this nigga eatin beans”.

Damn dude shaqesha just gave me a bean job so good I never wanted to get up

by Dat_Last_Bastion June 19, 2018

Job Application

A piece of paper that is a nightmare to your unemployment mf. Effective when show the paper while also saying the magic word "Get a job"

You: *show job application*
Your friend: No! I trust you! Why you do this to me?
You: You stay in my house for a whole month and take everything in my fridge. Now get a job!
Your friend: No! STAY AWAY FROM ME YOU MONSTER!!!
You: Get a job! Get the job! Get THE JOB!!!
Your friend: ARHHHHHHHH!!!!!

by Sun Tsu June 14, 2025

Laundry Blow Job

The act of a male standing in a fresh load of laundry and a female giving you a blow job.

Oh man that Laundry blow job was nice last night baby.

by Ginergey247 May 1, 2011