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blue water day

A high holiday rivaling Christmas among military personnel. Used in reference to the period of time after porta-potties have been emptied during which one can maaturbate peacefully unencumbered by the smell of shit and urine.
"Hey bro, pass me December's Penthouse, it's Blue Water Day."
by motoboner May 17, 2014
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blue-eyed bandit

in law enforcement circles in The United States a word for a person in the general population who illegally those blue police sirens on top of their vehicles.
a perfect example of a blue-eyed bandit would be a career criminal using a police siren to pull you over for a fake traffic stop violation and then simply to rob you of your valuables.
by Sexydimma October 4, 2014
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Blue Shoe Bandit

the blue shoe bandit is a scrawny dwarf that usually runs around stealing little boys shoes while screaming the phrase "look it up." he thinks he is smart for telling people to google things that he knows because he googled them before they did. his weaknesses include clowns, ghosts, and articles criticizing tom brady.
Bobby: Watch out it's the blue shoe bandit!

Blue Shoe Bandit: LOOK IT UP! LOOK IT UP!

Bobby: *shows a negative Tom Brady article*

Blue Shoe Bandit : EERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
by ricky_real_rich January 8, 2019
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Blue collar boobs

When one saves up money through hard work to purchase fake breasts.
Did you see Leanne. She finally got her blue collar boobs after years of savings
by 1243gbhsf April 7, 2017
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blue hair queer

dude you're dad is such a blue hair queer
by Big ehh May 14, 2017
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two blue lines

When someone gets two blue lines it means they are pregnant
Hey (name) I heard you got two blue lines.Congrats

Hey (name) you got 2 Blue lines??? Ur mom is gonna kick you out
by Daisy x January 27, 2017
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Blue Coconut Dream

8 oz milk
2 tbsp sugar
2 shots of Malibu
and couple drops of blue food color dye

Mix it all together and enjoy your tropical paradise
Hey can I have a Blue Coconut Dream
Coming right up
by MykaIa August 4, 2011
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