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Chocolate Fish Kiss

When a male is sitting at the toilet and a piece of floating poo touches his member.
Randy: "I was in the bathroom when I heard Chuck scream in the next stall"

Brodingus: "That's wild, bro, do you know what happened?"

Randy: "Yeah, I think his dick got a Chocolate Fish Kiss."
by Brodingus IIV February 24, 2021
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Types of Kisses

THE KNOCKER

you and your special one try to kiss… and…. Thump! Your heads collide. Some prototypes are the side knocker, and the nose bumper.

SNOT ROCKET KISSER

you and your special one try to kiss… and you sneeze! Snot blows onto your beloveds face and they go into a seizure of disgust. Close relatives are the snot to mouth collision, and the dry snot meteor.

THE INTERRUPTION

you and your beloved try to kiss… and your dad comes through the door right as you kiss. Related to the grounded kisser.

THE FACEPLANT

you try to kiss your beloveds face, but they don’t know your trying to, and instead check thier phone or walk away, making you lose balance and faceplant.
There you are! Types of Kisses ^*^
by MirakatFursona January 22, 2025
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Breakfast kiss

Pouring milk and cereal into your partner's mouth, then kissing them, sharing the breakfast between eachother.
"I breakfast kissed Angelica this morning!"
"Oh, gross."
by Sweet-sticks February 28, 2020
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Hersey Kiss

When you eat a girls ass and then kiss her with some shit on your lips.
Chris ate Amber's ass then proceeded to Hersey Kiss her. Let's say Amber never spoke to Chris again.
by MattTheFat12345 June 21, 2019
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Green Kiss

A green kiss is when a man kisses a girls nostrils until she sneezes into his mouth and he swallows it
by Narrowkaku August 12, 2025
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BTS kiss

When one person eats the BTS meal and someone else wants to enjoy it, they kiss to experience the flavour of the BTS meal.
I wanted to know the taste of Jimin so me and my friend BTS kissed
by Stanky leg rocker June 24, 2021
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Shit kisses

When your dog drinks out of the toilet then licks your face!
Damn it Lucy get away from me with your shit kisses, nasty ass!
by Miss Green May 9, 2016
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