John Cena 

1. A perverted (white O_o) rapper who mostly raps about sex.
2. A female fan's favorite. (I personally hate him)
3. A decent wrestler.

Lyrics from a rap of John Cena's- I ain't about a wife even if she won this right I'll fuck for seven days but stand for one night.

John Cena by Briela B July 17, 2006

Ray William Johnson 

a Popular Person who has a Show on YouTube called =3 it is known by everyone his sayings are: 2 Camels in a tiny car and Just Sayin.

Gary: Ray William Johnson is so Awesome!
John: his show =3 i just got done watching it is EPic!

Ray William Johnson by JesusChristfootball September 24, 2011

Gladass Johnson 

aka Gladass Buttram. Any woman who LOVES to take it in the ass.

Pat LOVES to take it in the ass! She is certainly a "Gladass Johnson"!

Gladass Johnson by Peter Eaton, Urologist, come and find out why my practice is so popular! July 23, 2006

Cade Johnson 

the most amazingly sweet guy who although may not be the cutest he has an amazing smile that lights up the room and dark brown eyes that are very tender. He doesn't care what people think because he knows who he is.

Girl one: Who is that!?"
Girl two: Oh him? Thats my boifriend.
Girl one: I bet his name is Cade Johnson.
Girl two: How'd you know!
Girl one: Just look at him sista

Cade Johnson by hottticupcake December 5, 2010

JOHN the UNDEREMPLOYED

A perpetually unemployed person that milks the system by not actually looking for work while receving unemployment benefits to their maximum.

A deadbeat.

He's not even trying to find work, he's your average JOHN the UNDEREMPLOYED

JOHN the UNDEREMPLOYED by American Tax payer November 21, 2010

John 

Is a gay midget who is trash at all video games and will never get married and have a decent job however he is a good friend at times

U are big John

John by Sapsucker January 21, 2019

John 

big gay boi with big small penis

john is fat

John by KeyboardUser1000 March 7, 2019