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Billie Joe Armstrong 

Singer/guitarist of sucessful California band Green Day. Has a hot voice and, according to many including myself, looks to match.
Me: So how many Green Day songs do you know?
Teeny Bopper: Um... American Idiot... and... BLVD OF BROKEN DREAMS!
Me: So why are you spending $200 on concert tickets if you only know two songs?
Teeny Bopper: Cause Billie Joe Armstrong is so dreamy...
Me: Yeah... I know what you mean.
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one metric ton of useless fat.
fat joe is horrible, but you should go to www.realmusiccrusaders.com - fighting to save music from sellout corporate record labels.
fat joe by aaron and pat April 16, 2005
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Danglin Joe 

A hockey player who has false confidence in their hockey ability/skill.
Disano is such a danglin joe, he always thinks he can walk through everyone but really he is a complete bender and skates like he has a stick up his ass
Danglin Joe by Danglinjoe69 August 10, 2009

judge joe brown 

verb-to be told off or schooled by an older man, who is probably right for getting on your ass. If it's an older woman, use the verb judge judy.
bobby: when my dad finds out i wrecked his car he's gonna judge joe brown me for hours.
judge joe brown by earpuller October 1, 2005

GI Joe Slap 

When you ask your bitch a question that she damn well ought to know and she says "I don't know." You then proceed to slap said bitch like she stole something and say "Now you know and knowing is half the battle."
Lisa didn't know where she left my lighter so I GI Joe Slapped that cunt.
GI Joe Slap by Agora March 25, 2008
a slang term for joe louis arena in detroit where the red wings play
calgary is playing at the joe tomorrow
The Joe by vince April 3, 2005

jailbait joe 

a gentleman who prefers younger, barely legal sexual partners.
well, aren't you quite the jailbait joe...
jailbait joe by benj4 September 28, 2008