Risk-Gay

When a straight man is dressed so stylishly he is at risk of appearing gay.

Wow, have you seen Jimmy?

Ya what he's wearing is very risk-gay.

by lightreftcenta December 9, 2012

Gay on Paper

Gay on Paper (phrase): A straight male who bears all the hallmarks of being gay.

Brad is thin, well dressed, meticulous about his appearance, into theater and the arts but not into sports. The dude is gay on paper.

by Poetoaster January 19, 2013

Gay guessing

Where in the Men's restroom when someone is using the toilet you peek through a crack in the stall and say, " Guess what? I'm gay".

Somebody was gay guessing in the men's room.

by Judge dredd7 September 27, 2012

Gay Muppet

A person with facial hair or hair on their balls.

Marilyn Manson referred to the producer as a gay muppet and kicked him off the set.

by asuz April 30, 2012

Gay for a lay

A girl pretending to be a lesbian/bisexual to garner more male attention

Sean: Dude Amy and Tiffany are making out! Is Amy gay?
Danielle: No. She's just gay for a lay. Her fuck buddy David is losing interest in her so she's doing what she knows best to keep his attention.

by anon6842 September 9, 2012

Gay ballcuzzi

Place your balls in a bowl of warm water. the have a guy or yourself if you're flexible enough put a straw in the bowl and blow bubbles under your balls.

My stepbrother gave me a gay ballcuzzi for my birthday.

by HoverWasTaken January 16, 2023

Clapham gay

A gay man that lives in Clapham and bases his personality on trying to become an influencer and going to the gym

Those guys are so buff!
Yeah but they are Clapham gays

by Joeylondonbaby January 20, 2023