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dick dangler

Cross-country runners who wear short-shorts (usually without anything underneath) when they run, and have the possibility of having their dick dangle out the bottom of their shorts.
Person 1: Hey, did you see those dick danglers run by?
Person 2: I swear i saw one of their dicks out the bottom of their shorts..
by YojimboRowan October 19, 2012
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dick pic

by alienware64 May 24, 2018
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Dick Guitar

dick guitar, jamming out on your peepee. dick guitar is when your most likely pissed on some of that firebreath that your like "eey fuck it, im gonna play guitar on my wang hole" 'day later your sore because you needed it to sleep.
Dick guitar: man im at my peak i might as well job it off for the night,.. time to jam down a solo for bed.
by sapain school only grains June 12, 2018
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Dick in the Water

Someone that is very "Mainstream" or a "Hipster".
Person1: Dude, check my new shirt, it's illin'.
Person2: Shut up you're just another Dick in the Water
by Kadicta November 22, 2011
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Inky-Dick

Someone who has stuck the inside of a ballpoint pen up their urethra
Person 1: “I hear Kevin became an inky-dick last night
Person 2: “Wow what the fuck
by Aaron Hatcher May 3, 2018
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dick of a day

When your day has been so shit you would rather suck farts from dead seagulls
Well that was a dick of a day
by Geoffers November 28, 2016
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Harvey’s dick

Harvey’s dick is one of the biggest dicks in the world
by Ssjsidodosoosssosos March 5, 2022
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