noun: turkey basted
In the same manner in which a real turkey is basted. You dip the baster into the back end of the turkey as a starting point and draw up the rich, warm broth. And then you pull out the baster and you spread the brothy, gravy-like liberally over the turkey. This process is repeated dozens of times until satisfaction is achieved by the hands holding the baster. So the woman is belly-down, on all fours, is wearing white ankle socks, and has to have her legs crossed and back is arched and she typically would have a small piece of fruit in her mouth the whole time. The act of: As men as two dozen men gather around the woman (as described above) and by fuck’n her in the ass and Masterbating until each man sprays his wad all over her body
In the same manner in which a real turkey is basted. You dip the baster into the back end of the turkey as a starting point and draw up the rich, warm broth. And then you pull out the baster and you spread the brothy, gravy-like liberally over the turkey. This process is repeated dozens of times until satisfaction is achieved by the hands holding the baster. So the woman is belly-down, on all fours, is wearing white ankle socks, and has to have her legs crossed and back is arched and she typically would have a small piece of fruit in her mouth the whole time. The act of: As men as two dozen men gather around the woman (as described above) and by fuck’n her in the ass and Masterbating until each man sprays his wad all over her body
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