tits

something i will never have

i have no tits

by mtfc.soph February 2, 2023

cathode tit

TV, the tube

“I mean, you can vote for the donkey or the elephant, or you can stay at home, sucking on the cathode tit, but any way you analyze it, you’ve consented to an immoral system.” Garth Risk Hallberg, City on Fire

by ReaderMS February 3, 2023

tits on fire

1) Fantastic. Awe inspiring. Exciting.

This party is tits on fire!

Fart rowdy!! That roller coaster was tits on fire!

by fart rowdy February 17, 2023

Tit mittens

Boob buckets... hand warmers...
Mammary cup holders9

The act of keeping one’s hands warm by putting his hands in his mothers tit mittens while she drives him to his baby mammas house , to drop off child support payment . From the back seat of course

by dbhx0311 October 21, 2023

national show your tits day

its national show your tits day, November Second

hey Ashley its National show your tits day!
Ashley: YAY

by BeansAreStalin43 November 2, 2023

National send tits pic day

November 4th is the day you got to send a picture of your tits to your love ones

Hey, it’s national send tits pic day.
Can I get one?

by xXHunter99Xx November 4, 2023

Tit-hair

(‘tît hār) Noun. English (American).

A universally accepted unit of measurement that is equal to 1/10,000th of the width of the mark on your ruler that denotes a millimeter.

The tit-hair is a “Special” unit of measurement (akin to the pinch, dash, or dab) that can be applied universally to both the Metric system and the “American” system with no conversion factor. It can also be used with ANY measurement: distance, weight, volume, mass, density, temperature, etc., without a conversion factor.

Origin: approx 1948-1950 - Returning GI’s from WWII had invented the term as they were fine tuning their weapons. From rifles to tanks to artillery - this is how it developed such universal adaptation.

“This ribbon is about a tit-hair wider than 10mm.

by spinamutis November 12, 2023