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Beans

Another name for weed, because of the beanlike shape of individual nugs of weed. It can also be used as a verb - "to bean", or to be "beaned".
"Lil Uzi say he got bitches and I got the beans. Yeah Lil Uzi say he got bitches and I got the beans", (from the song NAVUZIMETRO#PT2).
"You guys down to bean this Friday?"
"He was so beaned that he literally couldn't move at all."
by SolidSquared August 4, 2017
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A corrupt, dictating tyrant who is bad tempered and easily annoyed but you can't help yourself from annoying him nonetheless
Sir lima bean leam the cat and jack russell ambassador of Toryville is a deviant and manipulative head boy and with regards of vengeance we should annoy him
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Beans

Richard: "Bro I just ate beans from Taco Bell!"
Michael: "You sorry fool..."
by the egg layer May 4, 2022
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Bean Burrito

When two men engage in anal intercourse and some or all of the feces of the receiving man ends up in the foreskin of the other man.
My gay friend got a bean burrito while he ass-fucked his partner. He spent the whole day washing out his foreskin.
by Lucky777dice July 3, 2015
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Garbanzo beans

"Got my bitch pregnant, now I got to buy some garbanzo beans for her"
by Niggafriedchicken June 12, 2018
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cool beans

*Your dad telling you anything about something you don't care about and him winning something*

"Cool beans."
by kyvz March 29, 2023
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