Matthew Bean

Someone who got annoyed that their name wasn't in the urban dictionary so got me to add it.

"Hello Matthew Bean"
"Hello"

by Xocrone September 16, 2020

Beans

Used as a response to show ones approval. Shortened version of a more well known response "Cool Beans".

- As inspired by Josh (Raid Father) (Gauntlet).

A: "Yo, I just got my first bonus check."
B: "Beans!"

A: "That was some pretty delicious pizza, if I do say so myself."
B: "Beans."

A: "Hey, sorry for doing that to you earlier. I went too far... Beans?"
B: "Yea... Beans."

by Bibidi January 2, 2021

Beaning

The act of smoking weed

You are you beaning after school?

by #CerealCarts April 15, 2019

Bean Fajita

When someone puts their anus on a stick and starts throwing up.

That bitch decided to do a Bean Fajita

by Not you Not me September 20, 2017

Bean Addict

Addiction to beans is very serious. Its when a person is very obsessed with beans and always talks about them. Bean addicts or as they like to call themselves 'professional bean' or 'bean enthusiast' always like to tell people random facts about beans. They also listen to bean songs. I, myself, know a bean addict their name is Caitlin and their addiction is slowly getting worse, she always tells me random bean facts and sends me bean pics. I am very concerned for her mental health. If you too know someone with this problem please get them treated before it starts spiralling out of control, after it gets to that stage there is no going back. So please get help for your bean loving friends and family members. (Don't worry about Caitlin she will be fine... i hope.) Also take note that large consumptions of beans can cause severe, aggressive farting issues.

Person1: omg i think that girl is a Bean Addict.
Person2: oh yeah thats Caitlin.
Caitlin: BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS

by NakedRoleMat33 November 20, 2021

Cool as beans

To stick your finger in another mans anus, remove sniff and possibly lick, then insert back into your own anus during homosexual acts.

Alex was cool as beans all summer long.

by El Toros May 21, 2021

Bean

An interesting piece of food that will make you feel butterflies near your bro in the hot tub. (Then you make bubbles)

As the beans are gas bombs that you eat.

I felt beans making bubbles out of my butt in the hot tub with my bro.

by Therealgoatishereforall January 10, 2022