Golden water board

When a girl squats over your face while grabbing onto your head and peeing directly onto your face hence making it hard to breathe while she is pissing on you.

Make sure you drink a lot of water before you give him a golden water board

by snoozieWTF September 9, 2025

Douche Water

When you are even worse than a Douche Bag. You ARE the Douche Water. It's one thing to be the bag that flushes the bad stuff out of the vagina, it's another to be the nasty water that comes out of it.

You are such an asshole that I can't even call you a Douche Bag. You are the Douche Water dude.

by veggiegator August 1, 2013

african watering hole

you start with producing a concoction containing feces and urine in a bowl, dip your cock and procede to skull fuck a monkey. Specifically a african monkey, otherwise it won't work.

My bad bro, sorry that i'm late. I just got chaught up in perfecting the good ol' art of the african watering hole.

by jomamaonall4s October 11, 2021

Dog Water

What annoying little shits say when you mess up at something

Also a sign you should put your son up for adoption immediately if he says it

10 year old child on mic: let’s go! You’re dog water, you trash can!

You: …

by Twyst66 January 16, 2022

Water

Water is water, what did you expect

I drink water

by AFlIPPER👹 April 17, 2022

bent water

The person you become when you get too drunk.

Sa stop drinking that Smirnoff we don’t want you to become bent water.

by Connytron December 21, 2020

Wade in the water

Slave song

Slave 1: MASA IS COMING!!

Slave 2 Sings: “You got to wade in the water, children. Wade in the water, children. Wade in the water, children. Wade in the water, children.”

by DogWalker325 March 14, 2024