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Dog Water

when your friend is complete ass at something
Marcus- Yeo bro, I learned a new off -stage combo with scythe.
Joey- Oh word bro? lemme see that right quick
*plays a set of best of 3 in brawlhalla*
Joey- YO MY MANS YOU ARE ACTUAL DOG WATER YOU SUCK BRO GO SKYDIVE WITH OUT A PARACHUTE MY MANS YOU'RE ACTUAL DOG WATER LITERALLY
Marcus- *Leaves current area he's in*
by nahfrthoughems69 April 3, 2021
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Walk on water

You can walk on water for 1 tonne of dry ice
by Cody5050 January 29, 2022
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coochie water autograph

The joke about signing her autograph implies she released a particularly abundant amount of “coochie water.” It also references a real trick that some women can do, which is writing their name in snow or other substances with their pee — a true show of gender equality.
"coochie water autograph signed Sexxy Red" -Fat Juicy & Wet
by idontevengangbang March 1, 2025
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egg water

Something you call a person when they're acting very immature or childish.
"egg water" refers to the liquid in an egg (the yolk or the white), calling a person "egg water" implies that they're acting like as if they just recently hatched from an egg (a.k.a they're acting like a baby or immature kid).

The word is also a twist on the word "dog water", replacing "dog" with "egg" to give it a slightly different meaning.
Example 1
Friend 1: "Waaaahh! This is NOT FAIR! This game sucks! Stop being better than me!"
Friend 2: "Man, stop being egg water, it's just a game."

Example 2
Friend 1: "Dude, I've got the most genius idea." Proceeds to draw a giant penis on a wall with graffiti.
Friend 2: "Dude, this is so egg water, couldn't you think of something like a joke with a punchline?"
by C_Corpze May 14, 2024
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Water

a mix between a hydrogen particle and two oxygen particles. something in which your body intakes as a liquid substance needed to survive. often found in oceans, lakes, rivers, ponds, air, clouds, showers, ground, and pretty much anywhere else.
brie: hey john whatcha got there?

john: some hydrogen and oxygen

brie: you mean water?

john: yes whatever you weaklings call it nowadays.
by Pattons_kiddo February 13, 2019
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Water

Water, a liquid made of purified God-sweat. Consumed by many (from rich to poor, animals and even your favorite cartoon characters!) in attempts to grow wings necessary for becoming a water fairy.

Water, in a sink near you today!
Person A: man I'm thirsty, got any water?
Person B: sure! *points at toilet*
by feedmealready October 14, 2020
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missouri piss water

Anheuser-Busch beer. Known as piss water by most Wisconsinites. Typically consumed by men in the middle of a divorce or males 17-25 years of age at a social event held in the woods.
Hey man, i know your bummed about your divorce but lets go to a bonfire and drink some Missouri piss water and touch eachother.
by Bigtappel22 May 23, 2018
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