dick addiction 

when you are obssesed with sucking dick; and do not gain any talent at all as your numbers go up. Most of the time its compared to rusty nails or needles.

Gina sucked my dick last night and it was really bad, I wish someone would just cut my dick off right now. Jenna has a bad dick addiction, and i wish i would have just slamed in in the door.

dick addiction by Joooeeee Coooooool January 23, 2009

dick pillow 

Bulging fleshy area on a males inner thighs, near the genitals. They give the apperance of large, tumorus, testicles.

Dude, put on your pants, we can see your dick pillows.

dick pillow by B-Town FFL November 15, 2007

Dick Taco 

I have no clue what it means, but it would make a great band name.

Jen: DICK TACO TONIGHT!
Jen's mom: WHAT?!?!?!
Jen: Dick taco, mom...I'm going to their show tonight. Get with the times.

Dick Taco by EmoreX January 2, 2010

dick fuck 

A man/boy who can not do anything correctly. Not a reliable "friend". Someone who is incapable of telling the truth. Who can not keep an erect penis. Who can not understand a restraining order. May or may not have small hands. A complete loser, who has their stuck up their ass. A.K.A. a douche bag.

I didn't come here to cuddle, I came here to fuck you dick fuck.
I don't need a 31 year old dick fuck to babysit.

dick fuck by cupcakes10 February 27, 2010

Dick watch 

Describes the uncontrollable urge to nod off and have your head bow down to your dick in a short quick snappy action during what seems to be long or boring presentations or meetings

I must not have had a good sleep last night as I was doing the dick watch during the sales meeting today.

Dick watch by 1staid June 3, 2011

dick fuck 

inserting a finger or foreign object into the penis hole.

I saw this porno where this bitch fucked this guys dick with her toung and fingers giving him a dick fuck.

dick fuck by A fuckin men to that June 11, 2006

dick muncher 

Eating to much dick...dick

Your such a dick munch stop it

dick muncher by Chris Porter October 22, 2003