brown laser beam

liquefied shit

my arse was bubbling and i sit down on the toilet and a jet of liquefied shit shot out my ass like a brown laser beam

by spaff61 November 30, 2011

Chris Brown That Bitch

When you beat the bitch up like how Chris Brown did to Rihanna.

Marcel: Yo, imma Chris Brown That Bitch if she don't stay loyal nd keep it 100 with me foo

by Vanessa Camacho (Im Drunk af) January 23, 2016

Brown nosed fox

When a man stuffs a rodent into a woman’s anus and then tries to dig it out with his mouth like a fox

“Do you want to do a Brown nosed fox?”
“Hell no”

by Canadian_fox March 16, 2023

Brown Man's Exit

When you avoid an otherwise unavoidable instance of having to pay, at the last possible opportunity.

An unexpected hope when there shouldn't be, but only when the consequences are minor.

Cheap desperation is the crux of the "brown man's exit."

We could pay the toll or take the brown man's exit and find another way.

by Nigel_Sinjinsmyte January 24, 2011

Toxic Brown Feminity

When you got tacos and dick and she refuses to leave

Jean: Sara won't leave me alone when I said I found the best tacos in town
Michelle: That's Toxic Brown Feminity

by JeanMichelle July 15, 2021

Brown Hound Dog

The unsettling phenomenon of having a 'firmish' turd just barely emerge from your ass which, despite furtive foreshadowing, occurs both gradually and rapidly (simultaneously) at precisely the most inopportune point in time. Once the 'brown hound dog' pokes his head out you are thrust into the most tenuous situation of attempting to coax him back in the dog house (without your eyeballs popping out) a whilst continuing to make a presentation, speaking with a superior colleague in the middle of the lunch line, or trying to maintain that casual conversation with the woman in the Marketing department while on an elevator stopping at every floor.

Paul - Right after lunch Simms delivered the cable we've been waiting for and wouldn't you know it - it was oversized.

Gregg - Aaaa hey dude, listen I really can't talk right now - I gotta brown hound dog poking his head out and I got a bad feeling on this one.

Paul - Huh?

by Goodoldboy66 October 29, 2014

brown round racing

Brown round racing is played with a friend or two. The players playing the game shove diecast cars up their butt then see who can forcefully shoot them out of their butts. The player who either shoots his diecast car out the farthest or fastest is the winner.

Hey Tommy i just bought some diecast cars want to get the guys over for some brown round racing

by Darkridder November 9, 2017