Breast Meating

We a homosexual couple has one obese person with man boobs, and the other titty fucks their partners moobs.

"If that Ferrari had a cock, it would be breast meating the shit out of Pietro"

by I love Moobs May 01, 2022

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Moon Meat

Meat that’s gotten so bad that it looks like it from space

Tim: I should probably take out that meat in the fridge, it’s been there forever

Jake: Yeah you should, it’s beginning to look like Moon Meat

by TwoLifez June 23, 2024

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When someone is fanned out or coming for you when they don’t need to in order to be nosy.

Why are you checking my messages you meat chewing dawg”.

by DSmooth November 12, 2020

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When Botwanian monkey anus is grinded into sloppy Joe, put on a big dick and served down a female German's throat as she tries to yodel.

Heidi caught za dirty Botswanian meat grinder last night. That slick bitch loves to yodel on my big swamp eater.

by Frankhopper March 04, 2022

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when a man shaves another mans rod for him

antonio was meat shaving josh, when josh's boyfriend merv walked in, merv then stomped josh's ass and now are on non speaking terms.

by h00d rich January 25, 2007

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Pot roast. Or when a Viking shits in a pot, simmers his nuts in it for 2 hours and plunders some ass immediately after.

The kona got kettle meat for supper and pleaded for a top up this morn

by Dank Diggler December 27, 2023

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"Last night I cut my meat."
"What?"
"I was jerking off and I farted."
"So.. you cut your meat?"
"Yeah."
"Ew."

by baddabel May 28, 2018

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