snakes tits

something extremely rare or impossible

stazzi "wouldn't mind asking lucy out on a date"
momo " sheesh...you have got more chance of finding a pair of snakes tits than lucy going on a date with you fam!"

by Gollywobble January 3, 2025

National Tits Day

June 6
The day in which you girlfriend has to send you tits pictures

June 6 is National Tits Day

by Xdxy June 6, 2021

National send tits day

May 10th send a pic of your tits to anyone.

1: “Oh damn, I really wanna send my tits to anyone”
2: “Why?”
1: “Cause today is the National send tits day”

by sendmeyourboobsplz May 10, 2020

candle tits

Concave tittles with nipples akin to a candle wick

Them candle tits are so hot, i bet they smell like midnight dream.

by Vanilla bush December 18, 2024

tit detail

1) Any meaningful, necessary work, duty or chore often deemed menial or unworthy by some members of the population;

2) If it were really that important, a man would be getting paid lots of money to do it!

"The break room needs cleaning? That's tit detail, let Cliff do it!"

by Donda & Sandi December 21, 2007

Tits

When you have tits

Damn bro you have bigger tits

by Gabenite May 7, 2021

Bag of tits

When a woman's breasts hang so low down that you have to reach all the way down her top to grab them. Obviously, this is sexual harassment if done without consent, so don't do it unless both you and her want to do it.

Guy 1: So what'd you do today?
Guy 2: My girlfriend had a massive bag of tits, and I grabbed those puppies and smushed them!

Guy 1: Man, I wish I was you :(

by Turtilator200 July 23, 2016