A website. Only around 1% of the use of this website is the use it was meant to have.
The other 99% is shreksual stuff and personal stuff.
So let me show you some real-life searches i did.
The other 99% is shreksual stuff and personal stuff.
So let me show you some real-life searches i did.
me - *looks up Moustache*
"When you jizz below someones nose and rip off your pubic hairs so it sticks"
me - *looks up House*
"Theres one thats white and Donald Trump shouldnt have it"
me - *looks up Otter*
"Your Wetter than an Otters pocket."
me - *looks up Rock*
"the best make-out music ever my dude"
So thats what urban dictionary is.
"When you jizz below someones nose and rip off your pubic hairs so it sticks"
me - *looks up House*
"Theres one thats white and Donald Trump shouldnt have it"
me - *looks up Otter*
"Your Wetter than an Otters pocket."
me - *looks up Rock*
"the best make-out music ever my dude"
So thats what urban dictionary is.
by scarful23 December 10, 2020
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. Some guy "Hey, did you read that urban dictionary post the other day?"
Some other guy "Yeah, I was talking to my friend about it because that's totally a thing that people talk about."
Some guy "I know! I don't go a day WITHOUT talking about Urban Dictionary. I've actually NEVER had a conversation that wasn't about Urban Dictionary"
Some other guy "That's tight. We are totally normal people and talk about totally normal things."
Third guy "Hey, you ever hear of that one guy?"
Some guy "Bro, shut up! We're talking about Urban Dictionary! If it's not about Urban Dictionary we don't want to hear it."
Third guy "Bro! He's on Urban Dictionary!"
Some other guy "WHAT!? HE IS!?"
Third guy "YES! He is! People talk about him and Urban Dictionary all the time!"
Some guy "Oh! Ok. I thought you were going to talk about something other than Urban Dictionary."
Third guy "There are things to talk about other than Urban Dictionary?"
Some guy "Touché!"
Some other guy "Yeah, I was talking to my friend about it because that's totally a thing that people talk about."
Some guy "I know! I don't go a day WITHOUT talking about Urban Dictionary. I've actually NEVER had a conversation that wasn't about Urban Dictionary"
Some other guy "That's tight. We are totally normal people and talk about totally normal things."
Third guy "Hey, you ever hear of that one guy?"
Some guy "Bro, shut up! We're talking about Urban Dictionary! If it's not about Urban Dictionary we don't want to hear it."
Third guy "Bro! He's on Urban Dictionary!"
Some other guy "WHAT!? HE IS!?"
Third guy "YES! He is! People talk about him and Urban Dictionary all the time!"
Some guy "Oh! Ok. I thought you were going to talk about something other than Urban Dictionary."
Third guy "There are things to talk about other than Urban Dictionary?"
Some guy "Touché!"
by Hym Iam April 20, 2022
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. Joe: Hey, I need information, can I use your dictionary?
Bob: Just use Urban Dictionary
Joe: That's not used for information! Its used for Memes!
Bob: Info!
Joe: Memes!
U.D.: Shut up
Both: ok
Bob: Just use Urban Dictionary
Joe: That's not used for information! Its used for Memes!
Bob: Info!
Joe: Memes!
U.D.: Shut up
Both: ok
by HEY! SHUT UP! October 25, 2018
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. by dyl O’Brien November 17, 2019
Get the urban dictionarymug. 
A website where weird people go to read stupid hilarious definitions that other weirdos have written.
Boy: I’m writing on the urban dictionary
Other boy; What’s that?
Boy: just look it up
Other boy: *wheeze*
Other boy; What’s that?
Boy: just look it up
Other boy: *wheeze*
by Userwastaken February 3, 2021
Get the Urban dictionarymug. by adhdaxolotl December 19, 2023
Get the Urban dictionarymug.