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Penis Butter

When butter is applied to the crotch and the host allowing a dog to lick it off.
Wow, did Michael just have his dog lick the penis butter?
by Carlover360 November 11, 2020
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Penis Butter Sandwich

Describes the result of condomless (unprotected) sex and ejaculating inside of a vagina, creating a penis butter sandwich, which the perpetrator proceeds to eat after the act.
Man 1: "I ate a penis butter sandwich today."
Man 2: "Was it good?"
Man 1: "No, it needed some fruit."
by MikeHasAMic November 13, 2020
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Nutter Butter

Hey dude wanna be Nutter Butters? I'll send mine first.
by alligatormater123 October 13, 2020
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peanut butter whirlwind

When in the back country for a long time and your poop turns gold, and looks similar to a peanut butter whirlwind.
Man Dude! I just dropped the biggest peanut butter whirlwind, i had to dig 2 cat holes.
by pbwhirl November 21, 2020
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Peanut butter and clown nose

The finding of evidence that you were cheating on a significant other!
I saw your peanut butter and clown nose on the nightstand! It’s over.
by The aj gains November 28, 2020
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Peanut Butter on a Bagel

When a bagel gets peanut butter put on it.

Disrespectful, just don't do it. Don't be a hero, just put on cream cheese like a normal person.
Putting peanut butter on a bagel is like pooping on the floor; pooping isn't a bad thing, the floor isn't a bad thing, but put the two together and you get a bad thing.

When my partner puts peanut butter on their bagels, I proceed to throw them in the garbage. Then I throw the bagel in the garbage as well.
by TheDisrespect November 29, 2020
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well butter my biscuitz

its a phrase u use when you are suprised

by isla
i ate my ass
WELL BUTTER MY BISCUITZ
by isla louise December 4, 2020
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