beaning

two beans being beans together

"you are my favourite bean"

"and you are my lil smol bean"
"we are beaning together"

by poffelcopter June 10, 2017

beans

the name of jakerton's dog

I love watching jakerton's youtube channel, mostly because of his dog named beans

by bean man lol July 1, 2023

Bean pizza

The area in or around a woman's vagina

The hookers delivered her bean pizza

by Salty cherrio July 27, 2025

Bean

An edible seed, typically kidney-shaped, growing in long pods on certain leguminous plants.

"points are scored by landing the bean bags on the board"

by Sharktopus vs. Cyberterminator October 4, 2025

Jelly Bean

A fat, gay Mexican.

Guy1: So this fat vato walks up to me and asked if he could have my burrito. I wasn't even eating.

Guy 2: Ah, he must have been a Jelly Bean!

by Stasch42 October 21, 2017

Bean Bag

A sweet, squishy, lovely sweetheart of a being. Loveable and lovely. Cutie to the max.

Omg this puppy! What a Bean Bag!

by ZeKaraBou August 1, 2025

bean souper

A term made in reference to a TikTok video that consisted of a bean soup recipe; comments were flooded with "what if i don't like bean soup?" and other questions that would make you think to yourself, "why don't they just make chicken noodle soup if they hate bean soup so much?"
The phrase refers to a person who subconsciously believes and acts like everything told to them must have some sort of relevance to them. Upon encountering information NOT meant to apply to them, bean soupers feel as if the material was targeted and act as if that is so.

sally: eeeek i'm so glad we get to go on that science field trip!! it's gonna be so fun
sarah: i don't even like science, the school should have done something actually fun
sarah is a bean souper, don't be like her

by ilikesciencemorethanyoudo July 6, 2025