Someone's significant other.
by Kandiss April 17, 2005
Get the butt monkey mug.A nightclub located in Narre Warren frequented by teenyboppers and old afghanis. Highest bogan concentration of the south eastern suburbs (melbourne). Adam 12 play there!
hey dazza, gazza, cheryl, lets go yo the monkey to listen to some nickelback and own some wild turkeys!!!
by leonie April 3, 2003
Get the brass monkey mug.soemthing you can yell when you don't know what the fucks going on or this too hardcore for you...can be used in plural and singular...can be used as a noun an adjective and an exclamation
noun:stop being a shit monkey handjobber
adjective: well that's shit monkey tastic
exclamation:
Tamara: hey Kyle want me to give u head
Kyle: halleluija, halleluija...halleluijaaa..
Dylan:Holy shit monkeys I did not see that coming
adjective: well that's shit monkey tastic
exclamation:
Tamara: hey Kyle want me to give u head
Kyle: halleluija, halleluija...halleluijaaa..
Dylan:Holy shit monkeys I did not see that coming
by Dylowned September 24, 2005
Get the shit monkey mug.A creature resembling a monkey with a vagina for a mouth. It's diet consists of only the male genitals.
by yOy0 June 17, 2008
Get the Vagina Monkey mug.A high school teacher who looks frightengly just like a monkey. She has a lazy eye and has many posters of monkeys spread around her classroom.
by Paul March 22, 2005
Get the monkey woman mug.A sexual predator's hands.
Intense sexual touching of another dude's bitch.
Unexpecting touching or gropping of your girl.
History: Monkey paws were first discovered in the South of Germany however recent studies have shown large concentrations of Monkey paws in Central Spain. Normal human male hands have been known to morph into monkey paws at the presence alcohol and nude lasciviously dancing women.
Intense sexual touching of another dude's bitch.
Unexpecting touching or gropping of your girl.
History: Monkey paws were first discovered in the South of Germany however recent studies have shown large concentrations of Monkey paws in Central Spain. Normal human male hands have been known to morph into monkey paws at the presence alcohol and nude lasciviously dancing women.
That Mofo has his monkey paws on my girl.
Homey was monkey pawing that bitch while I spanked her.
I got first, then you can put your monkey paws in her.
Homey was monkey pawing that bitch while I spanked her.
I got first, then you can put your monkey paws in her.
by shimmybang July 14, 2006
Get the monkey paws mug.When something (usually an action, circumstance, or conversation) becomes odd, weird, bad, or funky it is referred to as 'Brass Monkey'.
1. "While I was up to bat, the pitcher threw me the most brass monkey curve ball I have ever seen!"
2. P1: "I just saw a mailbox shoot a boy!"
P2: "Wow, that is brass monkey."
2. P1: "I just saw a mailbox shoot a boy!"
P2: "Wow, that is brass monkey."
by T.H.E.Jasper April 28, 2010
Get the Brass Monkey mug.