titflakes

When it's snowing, and the flakes are big as TITS.

Look outside, the sky is spewing titflakes everywhere.

by da most expert terminologists January 21, 2012

tittical

May replace "typical" when referring to the female gender.

Person 1: "Did you hear that Mary slept with Joe last night?"

Person 2: "Yeah, that is so tittical of her!"

by Lexstacy Scottison August 3, 2012

Tits to Pits

Describes a situation in which a place is so packed with people that girls' breasts run into the people in front of them, particularly around armpit level.

"This band really should have booked a bigger venue. We're packed in here tits to pits!"

by HighLife1392 September 3, 2012

Tittybears

When breasts become cuddle toys as a woman sleeps.

Kat can't sleep unless she is holding her tittybears

by MonkeyCult92 September 28, 2012

titbid

The process of schmoozing a girl. Might be costly.

"Wow, look at that girl! I bet getting her to open up might cost a small fortune. She's probably a real titbid."

by Nowpsy February 16, 2013

Titcunt

1. A profanity used to describe a complete asshole, generally used on buses and public transport to retaliate to homophobia and bigotry.
2. Someone who cannot be solely described as either a tit or cunt.

See also: fuckwank

Eat a dick you homophobic Titcunt!

by Stormageddon DarkLordofAll March 23, 2013

Titus Young Hat Trick

The act of being arrested three times in one week, named for former Detroit Lions WR Titus Young.

Guy 1: Dude did you hear about Steve?

Guy 2: Yeah, he got arrested twice already this week!

Guy 1: Hey look, the police are arresting someone!

Guy 2: Yup, it's Steve.

Guy 1: It's the Titus Young Hat Trick!

by GucciMeme May 12, 2013