Kidney Bean Effect

A phenomenon where a person who is merely mildly annoyed is actually more dangerous and/or irritable than when they are extremely pissed off.

The Kidney Bean Effect is named for kidney beans, which must be cooked on high heat to make them safe to eat. Cooking them on low heat, on the other hand, makes them even more harmful for human consumption.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 29, 2025

Beans on Toast

The sexual act of one partner deficating on the other partners feet.

I heard that they are into beans on toast.

by ChurchAmI September 2, 2025

Bean Slice

A word used to offend someone lightly in Scottish Slang.

Oi Bean Slice. Fuck up Bean Slice,

by Dr.Zomboss September 9, 2025

Green beans

Green beans is a cult

Green Beans basically grow a garden from Roblox game the new spawnism

by Scottona. September 16, 2025

Bean Blocker

Getting denied to rub your bean when really horny by your parents being present.

I'm so going to rub my bean when I get home!! Crap, my mom wants me to make dinner. Absolute bean blocker, ugh

by cmike September 20, 2025

Hiding the bean

Girls masturbating until they cum and make a mess in the bed.

"I was hiding the bean yesterday, it was SO good"

by Jamal.monkey September 22, 2025

I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet

I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

by imabroomstick September 24, 2025