Almighty fish lord

The almighty fish lord is the king fish and is ruler of swimmy sea. If you do not follow the fish lords commands you will get eaten. The almighty fish lord enjoys eating goldfish and gogurts for every meal. If you aren’t careful, you’ll become one of those goldfish.
Person 1: hey! Have you heard about the almighty fish lord?
Person 2: no. I haven’t. Who are they?
Person 1: oh no. Since you don’t know about him, you’re the next goldfish on his dish.
Person 2: WHAT???!!!
by Leothebard June 12, 2022
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Derek Fishing

An individual who attempts to gain a multiplicity of sexual partners while pursuing a woman currently.

Or a person who makes attempts to pursue multiple women (whether he’s failing or prevailing.)
“Look at that nigga Telvin. Over there Derek Fishing and shit”.
by AL Matic February 17, 2018
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Jew Fish

A tasty delicacy with a funny name
Yo yo I am the Jew fish salesman

“Please leave me alone”
by Crack boy smokeSage November 06, 2021
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Grouper Fish

1. A depressed fish.

2. The saddest fish of all time.

3. A fish with no will to live.

4. If you were a fish.
Steve "Hey Ben look, a Grouper Fish!"
Ben "Wow Steve, he's depressed like you!"
by Guardian Reign December 18, 2018
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resume fish

When you lied on your qualifications in your resume and got the job.
John hired Peter for an executive position needing extensive EXCELL skills. After asking Peter for reports that Peter couldn’t provide he realized he got resume fished.
by LA Star November 19, 2020
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resume fish

When you lied on your qualifications in your resume and got the job.
John hired Peter for an executive position needing extensive EXCELL skills. After asking Peter for reports that Peter couldn’t provide he realized he got resume fished.
by LA Star November 19, 2020
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You're Fish

1) You're fish / Insult originating in Cleveland, Ohio meaning you're a coward - Usually used when the person is known to be a goodie and they're just trying to act out.

"Ja'Quez said pull up, he want's the rounds"

"Man, Ja'Quez not spinning shit, he fish as hell"

2) Flop like a fish / Insult originating in Bedford, Ohio used as a come back when someone says they're going to do something bold and you're calling their bluff or they're too scared to admit - Usually used when someone feels froggy. Synonyms ; Girl bye, pussy, no balls, go on somewhere, ect.

"When I catch you, it's on sight, word to. "

"Flop like a fish, fuck off my phone."
"You're fish, bro. You're not gonna do shit. Put them up or flop like a fish"
by 3a1l5 August 01, 2022
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