What you say when you’re cooking and someone walks into the kitchen saying “Mmmmm.... it smells so good in here!”
As I slave away at the stove, cooking dinner for my party guests, one of my buddies wives says Mmmmmm... it smells so good in here! My response: I just farted.
by goodlord! January 5, 2021
Get the I just farted mug.A fart released into the toilet bowl, creating a lovely echo. Arguably the most musically enjoyable fart.
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Dude #1: "I had the best toilet bowl fart today. It echoed so nicely off the porcelain."
Dude #2: "Awesome."
Dude #2: "Awesome."
by Court86 January 18, 2009
Get the toilet bowl fart mug.Do people want to hear old fart tell old stories no you don't what you want what you need into Chuck Berry's face
by Kingofdick June 9, 2020
Get the Old farts matter mug.On October 10th, national fart day is a day respecting and honoring all the farts that has happened in the world over time.
by Kamwalker245 October 3, 2020
Get the National fart day mug.The Butt Nut Fart is an action preformed by 3 people. One must be the butt slapper, another is to be the nut puncher, and the last is to be the one getting hit. The 2 hitter must hit the person at the same time which in turn will cause a fart.
Tom: Hey, what are you guys doing?
Chris: You’ll see
Jeremy and Chris: BUTT NUT FART
*Smack* *punch*
Tom: *Farts*
Chris: You’ll see
Jeremy and Chris: BUTT NUT FART
*Smack* *punch*
Tom: *Farts*
by ckllol June 25, 2023
Get the butt nut fart mug.When you're not sure whether its a fart or a turd, but you go for it anyways, you are embarking on the Poop-Fart Gamble.
If you win the gamble, you've only farted. If you lose, you just shit your pants.
If you win the gamble, you've only farted. If you lose, you just shit your pants.
I lost the poop fart gamble today at work. I had to waddle to the bathroom and ditched my boxers in the garbage. Fuck.
by honkbert March 14, 2008
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