Urban Dictionary

An Ancient website that poorly moderated, the concept was pretty cool at the start, but it was later ruined by small children who can't even spell word Wednesday properly, and now when you search up some word or slang you don't know, 70%+ of all definitions you'll find out is either some weird sexual shit, or just completely made up bullshit.

Somebody: Urban Dictionary is such a trash! Who even using it?

by Moe Lester123456789 March 2, 2026

urban dictionary

The urban dictionary is a online website where bitches put words that make you lose brain cells in

Gretchen: Urban dictionary is so fetch!
Regina: *rolls eyes*

by tacobitch67 March 2, 2026

Urban Dictionary

Da big book of Sex, Politics, Misleading topics And doomscrolling for hehehaha hilair in posts (or pornos, people do that)

i was gonna add onto that definition but i'm too braindead searching for erotic novels and stupidly funny shit. oh wait you still want me to say Urban Dictionary in the definition eh?

by Urban Non-Fictionary March 6, 2026

URBAN DICTIONARY

The urban dictionary is what your reading this on fucking dumbass. Anyway, it is a slang bible where you can write cool shitty ass definitions like this.

I just read the urban dictionary, makes no sense to me.. but oh well it’s still cool.

by Someonestolethehandleiwant March 22, 2026

Urban Dictionary

The only reason I know most sexual things, even though most of that stuff didn't used to be sexual. Or it did, no idea. I'm serious this website was how I learned what bdsm and rimming were

*playing Cards Against Humanity*
Me: Hey, friend, what's this?

Friend: no clue.

Me: alright, let me look it up on Urban Dictionary.

(This is based on an actual thing 😭)

by Starmustdie March 28, 2026

Urban Dictionary Moderator

The Urban Dictionary moderators are the most handsome, beautiful, sexually attractive people in the entire world. A study from 2024 shows that being an Urban Dictionary moderator is one of the most desired jobs in the world, and is also among the most respected by women. All Urban Dictionary moderators are the kindest people you'll ever meet.

John: "yeah so in my spare time I work as an Urban Dictionary moderator-"
Jane: "I want to marry you and have sex with you because you are so hot."
John: "what"

by CrimsonGuy64 April 7, 2026

Urban Dictionary Bob

URBAN DICTIONARY BOB is a Bob obtained by searching the words "Urban Dictionary Bob" into the Urban Dictionary website. It originates from the Roblox game "Find the Bobs", created by @nenoxor1.

guy: hey person have you found URBAN DICTIONARY BOB yet??/??
other guy: ye i have the bob i am so cool and epic, just say /e LLLOLOLLOLOLOLOOLLLOL
guy: omg so awesome

by bobmaster9002 April 9, 2026