Definitions by Starmustdie
Urban Dictionary
The only reason I know most sexual things, even though most of that stuff didn't used to be sexual. Or it did, no idea. I'm serious this website was how I learned what bdsm and rimming were
*playing Cards Against Humanity*
Me: Hey, friend, what's this?
Friend: no clue.
Me: alright, let me look it up on Urban Dictionary.
(This is based on an actual thing ðŸ˜)
Me: Hey, friend, what's this?
Friend: no clue.
Me: alright, let me look it up on Urban Dictionary.
(This is based on an actual thing ðŸ˜)
Urban Dictionary by Starmustdie March 28, 2026
Hello Jon
Jon: Statement of Hazel Rutter, regarding a house fire in her childhood home. Statement begins.
Elias: Hello Jon. Apologies for the deception, but I wanted to make sure you started reading, so I thought it best not to announce myself. I’m assuming you’re alone; you always did prefer to read your statements in private. I wouldn’t try too hard to stop reading; there’s every likelihood you’ll just hurt yourself. So just listen. Now, shall we turn the page and try again?
Elias: Hello Jon. Apologies for the deception, but I wanted to make sure you started reading, so I thought it best not to announce myself. I’m assuming you’re alone; you always did prefer to read your statements in private. I wouldn’t try too hard to stop reading; there’s every likelihood you’ll just hurt yourself. So just listen. Now, shall we turn the page and try again?
Hello Jon by Starmustdie November 25, 2025
Bonthefuckjour
Bonthefuckjour by Starmustdie October 24, 2025