Dark Chocolate

a young sexy mutherfucker

they call me dark chocolate, AKA young sexy mutherfucker

by young sexy motherfucker May 9, 2022

Unlimited chocolate fountain

When you have diarrhea and it won’t stop

“Taco bell just gave me an unlimited chocolate fountain”

by KinkyKaii May 13, 2022

white chocolate

Darran Mullen Haworth

Dessie Mullen sure is fine white chocolate

by Dazzler bwg June 27, 2022

white chocolate dazzler

Dmh

Dmh he is white chocolate dazzler

by Dazzler bwg June 27, 2022

Big Chocolate

Big Chocolate is the husband of steph, he loves her very much, but he also loves Bladee and drain gang. He owns an irony page. He is silly and goofy. gay gay gay gay gay

He just recited another Bladee lyric, he’s so Big Chocolate.

by BigChocolate123 July 15, 2022

lappy chocolate

When your lover sits on the toilet to use it and you can't be bothered to wait, so you initiate the intimate act of a lappy chocolate, by sitting on their lap and taking a massive shit. It may or may not make it through their legs and into the pan (whatever floats your boat).

Shaz was on the toilet last night for a wee before bed and I couldn't be arsed to wait for her to finished so I just gave her a lappy chocolate and went to bed first.

by Lemon Esme July 18, 2022

Kinder Chocolate Surprise

When your dog leaves you a surprise on the floor.... (shit).

"Man, why does my room stink so bad?"
"Maybe your dog left you a Kinder Chocolate Surprise somewhere?"

by pseudocivvy August 4, 2022