bong talk

The act of rambling on and on semi coherently about things that make no sense, because your high.

"......and then it EXPLODED! We should go get 4 pizza's man."

-friend "Nah that's just bong talk."

bong talk by acidbrn October 25, 2015

Bon appeskeet 

To wish someone a happy jerk off.

Friend 1: "I think I might go wank to some porn"

Friend 2: "Bon appeskeet!"

Bon appeskeet by NachmittagHeld November 21, 2015

boner ghost 

When one lays a tissue over their erect penis and proceeds to fly it about the room in a ghostly manner

George had a cracking time seducing Joe with the antics of his boner ghost.

boner ghost by meldon888 December 5, 2015

bongsplat 

The onomatapaeic word for the sound made by Vladimir Putin taking a dump in the bathtub.

HOLY SHIT, I heard that bongsplat all the way from russia!

bongsplat by unexpected mustard April 22, 2016

Bong Rage 

Bong rage refers to the frustration/annoyance, which often leads to yelling and becoming unreasonable, that a human adult will suffer when they have not consumed the daily recommended bong intake for the day.

Raeleene: I'm sick of this shit! Everything's fucking filthy and I can smell something that stinks!
Alfred: dude chill, you just have bong rage.

Raeleene: lol, tru

Bong Rage by Glusniffa April 26, 2016

Bonerocity 

Bonerocity is the terminal velocity that a boner can travel. Usually around 1 through 2 centimeters per second. Used primarily in the Bonerocity formula (P+J)=(B/C) to figure out the minimum nut time. P=Peter Size J= Jerkin or average time spent jerking a week. B=bonerocity C=Clean up time.

example... boy: "hey, my parents are gone, lets do the dirty deed. Girl: "I thought they were only going to be gone for 5 minutes?" boy: "Perfect my Bonerocity is a speedy 0.7 CM/S and with a 30 second clean up time, leaves me more then enough time to get a nut." girl: "perfect"

Bonerocity by Daddy Dingus Dude May 10, 2016

bonerfuse 

A Confused Boner

Why is it that I am having a bonerfuse over a down syndrome patient?

bonerfuse by bonerfused July 27, 2016