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Dumb Fuck

Boy 1: Damn that girl fine .
BOy 2/Dumb Fuck: Naw her grandma fine.
by Kristin April 23, 2005
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what you say to someone who has offended you without having to worry about a comeback because they'll be to confused to respond. i swear its a complete and real sentance. note that the word above is shrtened and cutoff. full length above.
Person: "Poser!"
Emo Kid: "Fuck you fucking fucker who fucks your fucking fuckhole father that fucking fucks fuckass whores through their fucking fuckholes then fucks himself til he fucking dies of fucking aids and fucking falls into the fucking fuckhole to fucking hell while your fucking mother get fucking fucked by fucking fuckholes who fuck fucking fuckers like your fucking self and motherfuckers like themselves so they can fucking live without fucking having to fucking pay fuckass whores like your sister who used to fuck the fucking fuckholes that fucked your motherfucking mother who fucked lots of fucking men that weren't your fucking father on her fucking business trips she fucking set up to fucking get away from your fucking fugly face."
by ThatChickWhoKicks@$$! September 28, 2009
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fuck sucker

This term could have a few different meanings:
1. Refers to the act of sucking fuck juices.
2. Refers to the act of collecting fuck juices, adding a hardening agent, a little sugar and making a sucker and/or lollie pop.
3. Refers to a vampiric man/creature that sucks fuck.
4. A deraugatory term that doesn't make a whole lot of sense.
1. After have sex, the man goes down and slurps up the juices. Woman: "Yeah, you're bad little fuck sucker aren't you? Suck that fuck juice!"

2. "Want to go to the store and grab some fucksuckers?"

3. "I'm going suck your fuck! Muhuhahahaha!"

4. "Hey, what's up Fuck Sucker?"
by Brian_H January 7, 2008
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cell fuck

placing your cellphone on your dick/ pussy so when it rings the vibrations cause you to experience sexual pleasure.
David never answers his phone 'cause he is always cell fucking.
by thegangsterdog September 17, 2008
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Fuck Trophy

"Yea her thighs look good now, but wait till she pops out her first Fuck Trophy."
by Chaindive August 5, 2007
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fucked off

1) To be annoyed to the extreme (pretty much = pissed off but helps you express it more strongly!)

2) To leave somewhere, occasionally with the connotation that you left abruptly, earlier than expected, rudely, or whilst you were annoyed.
1) "Mate, some cunt's stolen my car! I'm severely fucked off!"

2) "He turned up about 8 and I thought he was going to stay all night but he fucked off about 10!"

"I dunno what happened, she turned up but only stayed for about half an hour then fucked off again"

"He fucked off without even saying bye! I'm really upset"
by carlypussycat March 13, 2008
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chuckle fuck

A complete idiot who down talks people to make themself feel better about being a total asshole.
That chuckle fuck tried to tell me I mispronounced concatenate
so I spelled it for him, that asshole, I wasn't even talking to him.
by bucsfan November 13, 2007
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