Meat shmackerr

When you take your meat and smack someone

You on meat shmackerr cuhhh

by Mrs patty June 13, 2019

tallahassee meat grinder

When you put a handful of ball bearings into your girls vagina before you pound it like a retard on bath salts

Last night I decided to try the old Tallahassee meat grinder. It sounded like a good idea but now my dick is purple and I can hardly walk.

by Jpv420 June 17, 2019

meat streak

The residue left by the male reproductive organ, typically left on something or someone.

He left a meat streak in the jar of Vaseline last night.

by a very fat raccoon June 19, 2019

the muddy meat dive

the act of doing the meat dive but instead of a vagina its an anus

oh god i need a shower i just did the muddy meat dive

by Plastic Catholic September 22, 2019

Bin-meat

Handing out things that would have otherwise gone in the bin.
Includes doing all the work to set up a goal then handing it to someone else at the last minute.

Jared has been handing out bin-meat all game so other people can score.

by Smacca September 28, 2019

meat groans

The groans one emits when seeing or thinking about a desirable meat.

Person 1: Mmm, bacon.

Person 2: Dude, now is not the time to be letting out meat groans. We're at a funeral!

by ClassicJohn October 1, 2019

Meat Masher

when your so horny that you phone up EVERYBODY in your contacts.

I Had a meat masher fest all day yesterday

by AAustinMega October 2, 2019