Chocolate cake batter surprise

When you are baking a cake and run out of chocolate and decide to use your diarrhea as a substitute, but you don’t tell anyone and it is a surprise

He had a chocolate cake batter surprise after eating his friend’s cake. He ended up shitting it out the next day and making his own version of it.

by FireFuego May 20, 2025

Chocolate Heat

When a big sweaty black man comes and lays on you.

"When Jerome comes back from the gym he gives me the classic Chocolate Heat"

by Closecomic October 1, 2016

chocolate-log face

n. One who "has feces for a face", but encoded so children and/or significant-others won't know you just said, "shit-face".

"WHAT?! You're asking me to reimburse you for the shipping-costs for the Christmas gifts you just gave us?!?!

You are such an effing CHOCOLATE-LOG FACE!!!"

(A variant, "choc-logged", can also be applied to describe past-drunkenness. For example:

"Dude...Yeah! <shit! the wife walked in> 'Um, yeah...I was definitely 'choc-logged' last night. Hehe....I have to go. Bye")

by FunkPumpkin September 10, 2011

Chocolate milk

When you cum into someone’s ass and pound it together with the shit that’s already in there.

Fuck boi 1: my girlfriend asked me to make chocolate milk with her last night!
Fuck boi 2: bruh she’s freaky

by Psy_9 October 12, 2019

Chocolate fight

A chocolate fight is when you fuck a girl in the ass and then pull out so she can shit on your hand and then slap her in the face with her shit.

My hands are still a little smelly from that chocolate fight I had last week.

by Drizzy drizzle drew July 28, 2016

Overclocking the chocolate ovens

1. (Literal phrase) in rimworld there is a mod that adds chocolate producing ovens that can be set to certain speeds

2. (Active phrase) while initiating sexual intercourse there are two ways this can be implied: a) a rimjob so fast that the givers tongue begins to tire and hurt, the receivers sphincter starts to burn from irritation. b) actual anal sex that is so rapid that it actually hurts

1. Mr. Max Cringe just asked his best-worker if he was overclocking the chocolate ovens to help increase production.

2a. Mr. Streamer asked Mrs. Streamer if she wouldn’t mind trying to overclock his chocolate ovens, just to spice things up.

2b. Matt and Dale would be the only ones I would ever have overclocking the chocolate ovens. I don’t care how much it hurt.

by Jale Doris March 26, 2022

Chocolate covered camel toe

When a woman or trans man poops themselves and the poop travels down the gooch and creeps into and on the surface of the vagina.

Oopsie I just got myself a chocolate covered camel toe

by P@ttycak3 September 22, 2023