water that costs $1.25

some thing to go turn down because i can literally go dig a hole in the fucking ground and filter that water and boil that and drink that for fucking free bitch

my mom: i’m going to go buy water...

me: (looks at vending machine) no, the water that costs $1.25? bitch, no your not gimme that money

by 𝕤𝔸𝕕𝕚𝕖 April 28, 2021

Alkaline water

Alkaline water has a higher pH level than regular drinking water. Because of this, some advocates of alkaline water believe it can neutralize the acid in your body.

the best water is alkaline water.

by kevi_48 September 8, 2020

Alabama Water Snake

Tying your legs together and jumping in a lake with a rucksack full of rocks.

Keith thought he’d try an Alabama water snake to end it all.

by Speeggggy July 10, 2024

still water

contaminated water with viruses and bacteria, it can be thick, giving its name of still water. it is also often used by gen z's.

Urban exploration -

Guy 1- " Hey man, watch out theres still water

by TheRealBruceWayne December 31, 2024

Morning Water

When you wake up and your stomach rumbles and you have diarrhoea that comes out as golden liquid.

"My diet results in morning water everyday"

by Ekker October 19, 2022

water bottle

water but there’s a plot twist and it’s caged in a bottle.

Water Bottles.

by waterbottleseven7 September 14, 2019

Tap water

Tap water is a type of water that tastes awful because it has fluoride,chlorine and atrazine. If you drink it you’re a disgusting human being just buy REAL water like volvic,Fiji or Evian.

Guy 1: ‘hey you want some tap water

Guy 2: ‘NO YOU DISGUSTING PRICK!’

by The man in your shower July 15, 2023