Slapkin

noun - Slapping someone so hard it cleans their damn face. It's a noun because you give someone a slapkin (you don't slapkin someone).

"Grimey bitch! You' got crumbs all over your face!"
*SLAP* (administered Slapkin)
"That's a little better but I couldn't slap the stupid out of you."

by Liftidly May 8, 2010

SlapChop that Ho

Pulverizing a Plan B bill, then slipping it into a ho's breakfast after you turned her out, to make sure she doesn't try to make you her baby daddy.

Tommy fucked a skank without a condom again and when she refused to get an abortion, he had to SlapChop that ho!

by Da Linguist February 2, 2014

slapped salami

To slap your salami you have to first whip it out and then get a good nice moist, slippery, wet grip and slide your hand up and down to the rhythm of "We are number one" until mayonnaise comes out and spread it across your sandwich buns.

My slapped salami is hammed so hard that it is red and i need cream.

by Darklordkvr May 16, 2017

tit-slapping

Tit-slapping is a sadistic fetish of slapping a woman's breasts for sexual arousal. It is one of the Japanese fetishes imported into American mainstream fetish porn. One western form features woman on woman tit slapping in a cat-fight scenario. A more sadistic form features a bound woman with large breasts being subjected to violent breast slapping, twisting, pulling and pinching, resulting in tears, obvious pain, discoloration and bruising to the breast. It is a form of sadistic humiliation.

John had to engage in tit-slapping his girl friend's big pendulous breasts in order to get an erection before they had sex.

by Toryu88 September 13, 2016

You're Slapping My Cock

A phrase or expression used to communicate that you think that somebody is lying or "pulling your leg." It basically means that you think somebody is feeding you a pile of bullshit.

Greg: Hey, I won the megamillions lotto today.

Michael: No way, you're slapping my cock.

by Professor Big Penis April 26, 2010

Slapcockin

To go at your mangina in an air bass-guitar fashion.

If you want to live life and keep on rockin' then don't ever let your mama catch you slapcockin

by Fatman1972 June 22, 2010

slapwich

a slapwich is the exact moment when your two hands come together and meet someones face.

"I just gave him a slapwich." Computer not working? Give it a slapwich.

by swrkrtude November 14, 2012