blow job amnesia

noun

When you perform oral sex (fellatio) on a male and he completely forgets any conversations you had or commitments he made before said blow job.

This guy I'm seeing asked me if I was free for lunch next week but I never heard another peep about it after performing oral sex on him a few days after he asked me out. He must have blow job amnesia.

by Wordy Witch April 20, 2023

job

Work

I had a job

by ikca26 June 24, 2016

between jobs

Polite way of saying dat a guy's dick hasn't gonna any oral or manual "servicing" for a while.

If you are simultaneously lax about seeking a wage-earning position and not having much luck in "getting some", you might wanna get your lazy a** in gear and head to da employment office, as this might help you not be "between jobs" in BOTH senses of da term --- many chicks are only interested in motivated and financially-secure dudes.

by QuacksO August 13, 2024

try and come for my job

Probably one of the most iconic lines said by Taylor Alison Swift. ("I Can Do It With A Broken Heart" at 3:32)

Person:"'Cause I'm miserable, and nobody even knows."
Therapist that's also a hardcore swiftie:"TRY AND COME FOR MY JOB.😝😜😘"

by TheSmallestManWhoEverLived May 9, 2024

YouTube job

Any occupation where you have so much free time that you can safely watch YouTube without fear of repercussions.

I just started this new maintenance gig and it's already turning into a YouTube job.

by Invictus912 October 12, 2018

Hatch Job

It's like a rim job, only the person keeps their pants on.

This guy botched up this project, worse then giving a terrible hatch job.

by SidZ3R0 December 22, 2021

Biggs Job

To please the female body in any type of sexual way that lisa wants.

You need to do biggs job!

by BrittBratt35 March 18, 2022