frosty explosions

When it's cold out and you bust a nut in the snow

Oh my god it was so cold out so I made a frosty explosions to blow off stress

by Clay biddings February 19, 2014

Asian expert

A person who is an expert and much knowledgable of the Asian continent.

Mr. Thompson knows everything about Asia´s infrastructure; he is partly an Asian expert.

by sunflowerseed April 16, 2014

salsbury express

The act of being face fucked repeatedly to the point of mental retardation

Boy o boy august, that salsbury express we ran sure was a blast!

by henryfaceshot February 6, 2015

elevator express

To have a jerk off race with your friend in an elevator to see who will cum first before the door opens

My friend beat me in an elevator express but i was too slow and got my glue on the young children entering the elevator

by Iyeesha_brown May 23, 2014

pre-explosion

When you are engaging in sexual inter coarse and because of a males presperm the female has a baby

When me and Angela were having sex I pre-exploded. Now she's pregnant.
You had your pre-explosion?
Yeah!

by Big_daddy_ July 3, 2014

cancer express

The act of chewing tobacco while smoking a cigarette, often continuously.

Ex:) Jim: damn, since Larry found out his girlfriend was his cousin, he's gone through two cans of Copenhagen and a pack of Marlboros. He's riding the cancer express.

by Literally_Satan July 10, 2014

dutch explosion

When you press your bitch's face against your ass and blast their face with explosive diarrhea.

Hey, gurl I wanna give you a dutch explosion.

by Herbert'sDutchMuffins August 17, 2014