Simp

A massive man (usually called Jacob) putting bros before hoes

JACOB IS A PHAT SIMP

by HCDWSK ACVD FAD;N September 28, 2020

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A person who usually agrees with what a woman says just for some coochie. They usually have a name like Seth or Alan

Seth keeps leaving us just to talk to some depressed girl that doesn’t even like him and is secretly gay . What a SIMP

by UrmumgaylolXD March 12, 2020

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Mega Simp

Somebody who genuinely ends up in hospital because you simp that hard

Aryans a mega simp, he’s in the hospital.

by Cooldudemx3456 November 27, 2020

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Simp

From the early-mid 80's.
Short for "Simpleton"
1) A person lacking in basic 'walking around sense'
2) Another way of calling someone a retard/idiot

Bill is such a simp, he probably can't even dress himself.

by Chalupy November 6, 2020

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Niggas that ALWAYS fantasize over social media bitches that will never know they exist. They simp in girls twitter mentions, youtube comments, and instagram comments. They love admiring and defending pussy they’ll never get.

“Dude he won’t stop fucking sending bitches to the chat, what a simp.”

by niggaslayer88 May 6, 2020

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A basic a$$ dude that has no game and will do anything for some basic pu$$y that has shown no interest in him.

Samuel Barragán from HSU is the biggest SIMP in the planet. Always chasing below basic tail, and putting everything on the line for females that don’t want him.

by anonymous September 14, 2020

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