Tits up in the rhubarb

Drunk to the point of being unable to stand up.

She drank the entire bottle of vodka. We found her tits up in the rhubarb.

by |REDACTED| May 28, 2021

Tits naked

Not naked, yet not fully clothed; wearing lower attire only.

‘I went to vomit outside but I wasn’t naked, I had pants on... ....’ (Tits naked)

by Titties_McGee December 13, 2019

Tits

Boobs. The breasts of women that oh so many straight men adore.

Hey, see that girl over there? You gotta agree that she has some nice tits.

by RonantheAccuser December 7, 2017

Give your tits a pull

Get going. Get on with it. Get serious. Sort it out. Similar to ‘give your balls a tug.’ Grow some courage. Motivate yourself.

Brenna - Ash, are you almost ready? We have to be there in half an hour.

Ashley - Ugh. I still have to shower.

Brenna - Jesus Fucking Christ Ashley, give your tits a pull and get going. Fuck!

by tatereno June 3, 2021

Crispy tits

When you get a sun burn on your boobs and they turn red and crispy.

That girl must go to the beach alot because she has crispy tits

by Brookis1999 September 30, 2015

Calm Tits

so calm tits is tits but calm

Your tits are calm, quite unlike my agitated tits.

Calm tits are the best tits.

by calm tits July 10, 2023

June 25th National Send Tits Day

Send your tits to Kile

June 25th National Send Tits Day to kile

by onset June 25, 2021