piss-yips

A periodic inability to initiate urination, despite the need and opportunity to do so.

There's something about the toilets at work that gives me the piss-yips.

by tvrbird October 9, 2014

Piss baby

Nathan Blake

That kid Nathan Blake is the biggest piss baby.

by emf4d December 3, 2021

Phantom Piss

The lingering feeling of needing to piss after you’ve held it for so long and then finally pissed.

“I think I need to pee again”
“Bro you just went. It’s probably phantom piss. You were holding your pee for the whole drive.”

by android-app August 31, 2023

piss-ugly

So ugly it reminds you of piss. Could also refer to how they smell with the small of piss

Bob: Oh dude Stephanie is kinda hot
Jorge: Nah dude she's piss-ugly
Bob: You gay?

by pee pee 3 July 21, 2019

epic piss

a very big pee break. ever drank two gallons of water and waited 5 hours to piss? that's when an epic piss happens.

damn bro my bladder boutta splode imma go take an epic piss real quick

by Kumtukey fly chimken May 20, 2021

piss babys

1. the coolest people ever
2. has some of the nosiest people
3. someone always needs to piss but never goes

1. maya: omg hey piss babys
beep: hey maya

maya: were the coolest people ever

2. imani: hera is so nosy (this statement has been proven to be false)
hera & shay: we know ur actually the most nosy imani

3. shay: i need to pee
hera: go pee
shay: no

by pissbabysarchive February 28, 2021

evil piss colored sour footballs

Pretty much the longer (and funnier) way to say lemons.
Abbreviation: E.P.C.S.F

Mom: Hey Hon, you got the lemons?
You: You mean the evil piss colored sour footballs?
Mom: ....I knew I should have aborted when I had the chance....
You: Yeah that´s a go-.......wait what???......

by eddsworldfanatic_plzhelpme November 20, 2018