gumbo dick

Gumbo dick is when you show up to the house with your dick and some extra stuff you threw together for her to make sure you get to have sex.

Can also be called: cock chowder or schlong stew depending on region.

Girl: He thinks he's gonna just come over and fuck. Imma make him wait

Dude: I've been witing too long to smash. Imma bring her this gumbo dick to change her mind.

(Sees him with drinks, weed and food)

Girl: I have been making him wait and he is kinda cute. I'll let him hit this one time. He did go out of his way.

by Hobo scratch June 9, 2017

Dick Leafy

When you fuckin in the woods.

Girl: “wanna get down and dick leafy?”
Guy: “oh would I!”

by Dick leafy October 16, 2018

Dicking the Cheetah

Acting in an unproductive manner while in Africa. Similar to Dicking the Donkey or Dicking the Dog.

Hey Mufasa, stop dicking the cheetah and finish building the mud hut!

by panchocachondo April 17, 2012

Dick Wrink

A shortened version of the commonly used insult "penis wrinkle". For when there is not enough time to heavily insult more than one person.

Wade: Dude, you are a dick wrink. And you, are also a dick wrink. Actually, you're all dick wrinks.

by Wrinkless Penis May 21, 2011

dick laser

A term used to describe the mechanism of destruction of a particularly powerful penis.

George's dick laser annihilated Gertrude the Lesbian Hooker.

by DinoTron January 14, 2014

Cooter dick

Trans female to male

That one has a cooter dick

by StrayCat222282 August 24, 2020

Dick wag

A person who's dick wags like a dog in bed and when they masturbate proving they are hype. *Btw this only happens with* long johns.

Ay Jimmy, I heard that Randy has a long john according to jazz.
Jimmy: yep and apparently he is a dick wag.

by Why u bullyin meh November 28, 2018