Beans and Monkey Dicks

A term used to refer to a canned meal consisting of beans and hotdogs, included in a box of USMC combat rations, aka C-Rats.

Upon opening his box of C-Rations, Private Schmuckateli explains, ‘Fuck, not another can of Beans and Monkey Dicks!

by LaughingAloud July 21, 2025

Bean pizza

The entire area in and around a woman's vagina .

I was hungry and my wife asked if I wanted to eat her bean pizza

by Salty cherrio July 27, 2025

Bean pizza

The area in or around a woman's vagina

The hookers delivered her bean pizza

by Salty cherrio July 27, 2025

Bean Bag

A sweet, squishy, lovely sweetheart of a being. Loveable and lovely. Cutie to the max.

Omg this puppy! What a Bean Bag!

by ZeKaraBou August 1, 2025

Slipped a bean

When you accidentally pass a single, small, bean-shaped portion of feces; whether in trust of flatulence, or, when momentarily failing retention of highly pressurized feces. Usually a precursor to deluge or projectile diarrhea.

“So, anyway, I was putting her in the Master Blaster, then…oh….oh, no….BOSS! I gotta go home! I slipped a bean. Yes, again!”

by Bowss Howgg August 4, 2025

Bean Fever

The act of being turned on by a female. Specifically her genitalia.

I have a bad case of Bean Fever.

by Kstanty07 August 4, 2025

Flicking the bean

the action of stimulating a clitoris

Lauren was flicking the bean this morning and didn't have the courtesy to let me know,, how rude?

by Scott_sporto the 1st August 8, 2025