When someone who has recently eaten Mexican food is spooked causing them to squirt their pants with a ink like shit substance. This "squid shit" is best visible when victim is in a pool, ocean or hot tub.
Bryan was enjoying a nice relaxing soak in his new hot tub when his neighbor Bill poked his head over the fence to say hello. Bryan immediately squid shit his hot tub and used his arms to fan himself down into the deepest point of his hot tub.
by Big Lud the Stud July 18, 2014
Get the Squid Shit mug.General insult; usually meaning the person is both weak and a jerk, but is also used to express angry dislike of a person or their actions.
"After all that talk about how he was such a better worker than us, John didn't get a raise. What a shit nipple."
"Use your damn turn signal, you shit nipple!"
"Use your damn turn signal, you shit nipple!"
by Dark Dave May 17, 2013
Get the Shit Nipple mug.Unable to shit despite sitting on the crapper for an extender period of time. Usually accompanied by anal contractions.
by Eaton Holgoode January 21, 2018
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(some kind of) clear departure from previous thinking or practice.
one possible result of creative thought or action.
trademark the shit zeus's butthole
(some kind of) clear departure from previous thinking or practice.
one possible result of creative thought or action.
trademark the shit zeus's butthole
by skateworm November 28, 2006
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"He sleeps w a night light lol", thats some kiddie shit"
"He sleeps w a night light lol", thats some kiddie shit"
by stiff arm myeazy March 1, 2014
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Anybody: "Shut the fuck up, you friggen Shit Cranker."
Anybody: "Shut the fuck up, you friggen Shit Cranker."
by The Schonz Bros. July 23, 2007
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